Originally asked by ukontentowana on Tumblr.
As the credits for Beauty and the Beast scrolled up on the TV screen, Feliks clutched his unicorn pillow to his chest and fell back on his bed. He hid his face in the unicorn, sniffling.
“You’re such a baby!” said Toris. “You know that the Beast was gonna live.”
“B-But—” Feliks gasped. “—But Tor, it’s just so sad!”
“They lived happily ever after anyways.”
Feliks pouted and threw the unicorn pillow at Toris. Toris was weird. Toris never understood him. Toris also looked like the prince from The Swan Princess.
“I know,” he muttered. “And Belle, like, kissed him.”
“Ew,” Toris said. He clutched the unicorn as Feliks did earlier.
“Have you ever kissed a girl?” Feliks piped up. “Do you have cooties?” He sat up, eyes wide. Even at the age of six, Disney films had entranced him, watching as the prince slayed dragons and the Beast defeated Gaston. They had all kissed the princesses. Feliks wanted to be one of those princes, but it would be really weird if he went around kissing all the girls at school.
“No, ew! Girls are gross!” Toris threw the unicorn at Feliks.
Feliks caught her and stroked her mane thoughtfully. “Can you get cooties by kissing boys?”
“I don’t know,” Toris said. “Is it different?”
“Girls are gross. I don’t think boys are.”
“So you can’t get cooties from boys?”
“I don’t think so.”
Toris blinked. “That’s so weird.”
“You’re weird.” The abused unicorn was once again thrown at Toris. “We should find out.”
“Find out what?”
“If boys get cooties.”
“Who’re you gonna kiss?”
“I dunno.” Feliks shrugged. “What about you?”
“Who’m I gonna kiss?”
“No, how about I kiss you?”
“Everything’s weird to you.”
“Because you look like the prince from the Swan Princess.”
Toris scooted closer to him on his knees and leaned forward to kiss him just like they did in Disney movies. Feliks did just what Belle did in Beauty and the Beast and wrapped his arms around his neck and shoved their lips together into a kiss.
He pulled away almost immediately.
“Your lips are sour and gross. Are you eating my Sour Patch Kids again?”
“Uhhh…” Toris stared at him.
“Whatever. Just kiss me again!”